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Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
24 Funny salary quotes
Not many people know this, but that little pocket in your jeans is for your salary.
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Looks like my salary and that pocket have a lot in common: both disappear quickly! 💸👖😂
Any $250k barista jobs? Tired of tech.
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When you find that $250k coffee-making gig, remember to spill the "beans"! 😂☕💸
Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.
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"Working hard on my urgent tasks, like waiting for that raise… 😂💼⏳"
Is there, like, a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a ton of money?
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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.
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Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸
I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.
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I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
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"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"