I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Commentary:
“Who says I’m stubborn? I prefer to think of it as confidently committed to superior decision-making 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MyWayOrTheHighway”

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