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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.
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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.
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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.
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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.
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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.
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