Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person. Posted onMay 25, 2024May 25, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’. A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get. You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.