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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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You know youโ€™re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something Iโ€™ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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"Technically, I'm just 'homeless' – no 'm' involved! ๐Ÿ โž–๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿšซ Now accepting applications for a new 'ome' ๐Ÿ˜‰ #WordplayWednesday"



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