You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

You realize you're getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic battle of the body parts! It’s like a royal rumble in there – knees vs. back, shoulders vs. hips… May the creakiest joint win! 👑🦵🏼💥 #AgingProbs”

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