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  • People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.
  • Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.
  • I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
  • The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
  • Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.