Commentary:
Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
19 Funny teen quotes
Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”
Commentary:
When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.
Commentary:
When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.
Commentary:
Looks like pre-heating the oven has a higher success rate than shouting "dinner's ready!" 🍕😂
Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”
Commentary:
"Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"
I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.
Commentary:
Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?
They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.
Commentary:
"Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"
Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
Commentary:
Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis
As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
Commentary:
Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart
If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.
Commentary:
"Imagine how epic the local championships would be with a basketball team led by a 'teen wolf' 🐺🏀🌟 Breaking ankles and setting records – it's a slam dunk for success! Who needs Michael Jordan when you've got a werewolf on the court? Let's howl for victory! 🌕🐾🏆"