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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

May 30, 2026

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

May 27, 2026

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

May 26, 2026

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

May 25, 2026

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

May 23, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

May 23, 2026

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

May 22, 2026

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

May 21, 2026

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

May 21, 2026

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

May 21, 2026