Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want… Commentary:"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth. Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room. I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile? Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.