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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
19 Funny accessory quotes
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.
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AirPods are just freeloaders snacking in your ears 🍽️🧏♂️😂
Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?
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😂 That pocket's only job is to hold my hopes and dreams! 🌟👖
Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.
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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂
If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.
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The real secret to academic success: upgrade your glasses with a rope for +10 intelligence bonus 🤓📚✨
Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.
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Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.
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Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢