18 funny accessory quotes - Wordgag

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

May 19, 2026

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

May 19, 2026

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

Apr 1, 2026

AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

Apr 1, 2026

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Mar 31, 2026

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Mar 31, 2026

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Mar 31, 2026

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Mar 30, 2026

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Mar 30, 2026

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Mar 29, 2026

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Mar 27, 2026

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Mar 26, 2026

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Mar 26, 2026

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Mar 26, 2026

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Mar 25, 2026

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Mar 24, 2026

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Mar 23, 2026

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Mar 23, 2026