Commentary:
That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
17 Funny shark quotes
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Commentary:
I guess we can safely say I'm more of a land shark when it comes to biking 🦈🚴♂️😂
Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.
Commentary:
"Swimming with dolphins just got way more epic, bring on the sea elves and orc sharks! 🧝♂️🦈🐬"
A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.
Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic relationship, just like a shark – impressive from a distance, but up close, you realize it's not all smooth sailing and dreamy music playing in the background. So, maybe it's best to enjoy your relationships like you do with sharks – from a safe distance and through the lens of a screen!"
If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
Commentary:
Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑
The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.
Commentary:
Oh, the Loan shark, the ultimate predator of finances! 💸🦈 Watch out for those interest rates lurking in the waters of debt, ready to strike when you least expect it. Remember, always read the fine print before diving into those murky financial waters! 🌊💼
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.
Commentary:
🦈🚔 "Breaking news: Sharky McSharkface, the notorious underwater menace, has finally been apprehended! Looks like he won't be 'sea'ing the light of day for a while! 🦈⛓️ #SharkBehindBars"
I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"
Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.
Commentary:
"Coconuts: the silent assassins lurking in tropical paradise 🥥🦈 Who needs Jaws when you have falling coconuts to fear? Better stick to the pool, it's safer… unless there are coconuts growing nearby! 😂🌴 #CoconutConundrum"