Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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“Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there’s a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas”

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