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Leveling up my love life one quest at a time! 💘🎮🧙♂️
14 Funny online dating quotes
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔"
Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.
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"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"
A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.
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"Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"
Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.
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"Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"
Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.
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"Hot singles in your area! 🌶️💔 They're like elusive unicorns – tempting but always out of reach. Better luck next time, champ! 😜"
Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.
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Well, talk about standing out from the crowd on Bumble! 🦹♂️ Who knew a dark sense of humor could attract so much attention? 👀 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone brings a chainsaw to the first date! 🔪😂 Just another day in the unpredictable world of online dating! 📱💔
Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.
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"Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"
A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.
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"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"