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  • Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.
  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.
  • Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
  • Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
  • I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.