Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, it appears the house has mastered the art of self-decorating with dirt. Now if only it could also learn how to pick up after itself. Maybe we should start looking for a self-cleaning house on Amazon Prime!" Related funny posts 🤝 There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive. I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest. And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”