Related Funny Quotes
- Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
- I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.
- You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
- Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
- Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.