Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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šŸŒ "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' šŸ“šŸ“± Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"

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