Funny addicted quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

  Commentary:
  "Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

  Commentary:
  "Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic gateway to addiction: feeling good. 🤣 Just remember, everything in moderation… especially feeling good! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got a serious case of love fever, and there's no cure! 😂❤️ Time to enjoy the addictive side effects of romance! 💕 #GoogleDiagnosis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

  Commentary:
  🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

  Commentary:
  ☕ "I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship. I even know all its little beans' secrets! 😉☕ #CoffeeLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs who more, coffee or us? ☕🤔 Perhaps coffee secretly craves our company just as much as we crave its energizing embrace! It's a love-hate ☕❤️ relationship, filled with early morning jitters and midday crashes."

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