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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
19 Funny navigation quotes
Every player that takes a stutter-step penalty should be blindfolded and left out in the desert to find their way back on their own.
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Sounds like a great way to improve both their penalty skills and their sense of direction! 🏜️⚽🤣
I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?
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Trying to protect the world from unexpected guests, one wrong turn at a time! 😂🗺️🔄
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.
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Achievement unlocked: Navigating like a rockstar without muting the jam session! 🎶🚗✨
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.
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"Trying to escape the internet like 🏃♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"
I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.
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"At least my GPS and I have one thing in common—we're both lost! 🚗🔄🤔 #LifeRecalculating"
The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.
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"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
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"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"