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  • A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
  • I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
  • My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.
  • Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.
  • After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
  • Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.