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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.