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Playful quote about gardening humorously comparing eggplant to eggs.

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Commentary:
🍆🐣 "Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs – who knew gardening could be so punny? Talk about farm-to-table in a whole new way! 🌱🥚 #eeggcellent"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eggplant, eggs, food, gardening, grow, humor, own, pun on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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