Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
  • The person who invented butter really understood humans.
  • Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.
  • Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.
  • Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!