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  • If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
  • My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
  • One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.
  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
  • The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
  • When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.