28 Funny sounds quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

  Commentary:
  Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

  Commentary:
  Just when I thought flowers couldn't throw shade, you come in with your petal-powered sass! 🌼😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

  Commentary:
  "Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

  Commentary:
  "Helvetica: the only font that rocks harder than my playlist! 🤘🎸🖋️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

  Commentary:
  "Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

  Commentary:
  "Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

  Commentary:
  "Living up to your potential? More like napping up to your potential! 💤 Who needs goals when you've got a cozy duvet and a Netflix queue to conquer? 🛋️😂"

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