I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.
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"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"

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