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  • There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.
  • What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.
  • The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”
  • Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
  • Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.
  • Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.