16 funny flip quotes - Wordgag

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Apr 1, 2026

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Mar 29, 2026

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Mar 28, 2026

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Mar 27, 2026

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Mar 26, 2026

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Mar 25, 2026

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Mar 25, 2026

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Mar 25, 2026

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Mar 24, 2026

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Mar 24, 2026

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Mar 23, 2026

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Mar 23, 2026

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Mar 23, 2026

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Mar 22, 2026

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Mar 22, 2026

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Mar 21, 2026