16 funny tiny quotes - Wordgag

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

May 30, 2026

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

May 29, 2026

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

May 29, 2026

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

May 28, 2026

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

May 28, 2026

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

May 28, 2026

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

May 28, 2026

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

May 26, 2026

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

May 26, 2026

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

May 25, 2026

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

May 25, 2026

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

May 25, 2026

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

May 23, 2026

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

May 22, 2026

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

May 21, 2026

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

May 20, 2026