The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eyes shining bright like glittering windows to the soul 💫… but oh my! That robust mustache proclaiming 'welcome to the front garden' 🌳… and that big pothole of a mouth crying out for some city council intervention 🚧! A charming mix of character traits indeed! 😄"

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