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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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10,892

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Spotted on Reddit:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Just landed via Slack:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Spotted on Facebook:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Seen just now on Messenger:

This Monday could have been an email.

Just shared via Snapchat:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Just shared via Instagram:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Going viral on Threads:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Funny big quotes 😂 are the larger-than-life expressions that tickle your funny bone and leave you chuckling for days. These memorable lines pack a punch, adding a sprinkle of humor to our everyday conversations. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or just need a good laugh, these quotes are here to deliver a dose of hilarity, wrapped in words. Dive into the world of oversized wit and let the laughter roll! 🎉

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1 day ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Commentary:
I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon
3 days ago
Share →: Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
4 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
4 days ago
Share →: A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Commentary:
Bee-lieve it or not, they're always buzzing with greatness! 🐝👏😄
5 days ago
Share →: A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Commentary:
Sounds like she's mastered the art of stealth fitness! 🛌🏃‍♀️😂
6 days ago
Share →: I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Commentary:
"Ha! Mornings are for whispered lullabies, not surprise concerts! 🎶😴🚗"
7 days ago
Share →: I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Commentary:
"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
1 week ago
Share →: Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Commentary:
"When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Seen just now on X:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Reported on Reddit:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Seen just now on YouTube:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Making waves on Reddit:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

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