Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Commentary:
“Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got night vision goggles to rescue the snacks! 🕶️🌌 #SnackRescueMission #StealthySnacking”

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