I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail. Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong. Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.