Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Good morning, you charismatic cynic!🌞😜 May your day be as bright and sassy as your sarcasm!😏 #SarcasmGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro! Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.