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  • Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.
  • For whom the doom scrolls!
  • I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.
  • Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.
  • Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.
  • I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.