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21 Funny bottom quotes

Funny bottom quotes are the perfect way to add a cheeky twist to your day 🍑😂 Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a giggle with friends, these witty lines bring humor straight to your behind! From clever puns to playful jabs, get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even blush a little 😜💬 Let’s dive into the silliest, most entertaining takes on everyone’s favorite topic!

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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