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Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️
21 Funny bottom quotes
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.
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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚
Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.
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Digging deep into the job market, one rock at a time! 🪨😅📉
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?
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"Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"
Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
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"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
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"Well, at least you're consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you'll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals"
You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.
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👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips
Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.
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Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! 🐴👶 Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" 🤣 #CentaursGotCentaurProblems
It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.
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"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
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Oh no, sounds like you really put your backside into it at the office party! 💃🤕 Better stretch those glutes next time to avoid a "twerk-place injury" situation again! 🍑😄