Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms. Commentary:"Marriage: where intimate conversations are replaced by a constant game of 'What?'. 🗣️🚪😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be. My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. “I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.
