Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Marriage: where intimate conversations are replaced by a constant game of 'What?'. 🗣️🚪😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms. My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.