Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGiving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.” Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
