If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the mysterious private number caller – the real MVP of avoiding conversations! 🕵️♂️😂 Let's give a round of applause to the art of dodging phone calls with a touch of sass. #RespectYourPrivacyButAlsoMyPeace ✌️📵" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.