I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Commentary:
"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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