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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
29 Funny horse quotes
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.
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Who knew my horse-taming skills would go to waste? 🐴💁♂️ #ModernProblems
Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.
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Clearly, neigh-sayers have no place in this conversation. 🐴🤔
Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.
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Why ride the emotional rollercoaster when you can take a horse to Heartbreak Hotel? 🐴💔
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.
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Neigh-ver give up! 🐎😄
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.
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Forget the camel, I'm just here to find out if Carl has a Yelp rating 😂👐🐪
Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.
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Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆