funny river quotes - Wordgag

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

May 19, 2026

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Mar 30, 2026

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Mar 30, 2026

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Mar 27, 2026

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Mar 27, 2026

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Mar 26, 2026

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Mar 25, 2026