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  • My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
  • I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.
  • Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.
  • Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.
  • My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.
  • What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.