I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in flo… Commentary:"Rocking that comfy dress with floral patterns? 🌸🥔 Nelly Flortato reporting for duty! Who says a potato can't have style? 😄 #FashionistaSpud" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day. If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out. I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.