I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
