Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in flo…

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in flo…

Commentary:
"Rocking that comfy dress with floral patterns? 🌸🥔 Nelly Flortato reporting for duty! Who says a potato can't have style? 😄 #FashionistaSpud"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
  • I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.
  • Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.
  • If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.
  • I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, comfy, dress, fashion, floral, flortato, humor, i, me, nelly, Nelly Flortato, potato, self-deprecation, today on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membersh… The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 398 this month

14,149 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,725 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress