Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppInterviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways. Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job! Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had. If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
