Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread. Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. In banana years, I am bread. A sandwich has the power to change your entire life. Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.