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  • If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.
  • I hope this email punches you square in the face.
  • You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!
  • What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.
  • I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.
  • The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.