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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
23 Funny dinosaur quotes
Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.
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When your haircut goals are a bit extinct 😂🦖✂️
A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.
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I guess "dino-sitting" would be the new neighborhood watch! 🦖👀🚫
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.
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Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕
Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.
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"Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.
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"Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄"
Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
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"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
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Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou
Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
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Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉