I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside" Related funny posts 🤝 Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations. I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max. My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake. Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.